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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

After getting into a fight back home in Philadelphia, Will is sent to live with his wealthy uncle and aunt in their Bel-Air mansion.

Starring: Will Smith, James Avery, Janet Hubert, Daphne Reid, Alfonso Ribeiro, Karyn Parsons, Tatyana Ali, Joseph Marcell.
Recurring Actors: DJ Jazzy Jeff, Ross Bagley, Vernee Watson, Jenifer Lewis, Nia Long.
Original Run: 1990-1996.

• 1990s
• multi-camera
• family
• Los Angeles

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Quote from Geoffrey in Guess Who's Coming to Marry?

Hilary: Ugh, do I have to do everything myself?
Geoffrey: Miss Hilary, the day you do everything for yourself will be the day I square-dance naked on the White House lawn.

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Quote from Will in Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse

Will: Hey, you know what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, it ain't like I'm still 5 years old, you know. It ain't like I'm going to be sitting up every night asking my mom: "When's Daddy coming home?" You know, who needs him? He wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned, didn't I? And I got pretty good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil?
Philip: Yeah, you did.
Will: Got through my first date without him, right? I learned how to drive. I learned how to shave. I learned how to fight without him. I had 14 great birthdays without him. He never even sent me a damn card. To hell with him! I didn't need him then and I don't need him now.
Philip: Will-
Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him. I'm gonna get a great job without him. I'm going to marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm gonna have me a whole bunch of kids and I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, because there ain't a damn thing he could ever teach me about how to love my kids. How come he don't want me, man?

Quote from Hilary in Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)

Vivian: Look, there he goes.
Trevor: [on TV] Hilary Banks...
Hilary: Yes, Trevor?
Trevor: [on TV] Will you marry me? [thud]
[As the TV picture turns to static, the family are stunned into silence]
Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothing... But I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.
[A title card appears on the TV]
Hilary: "Please stand by"? Great. The president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.

Quote from Carlton in Just Say Yo

Carlton: Where am I? Last thing I remember, I was doing the running man to I Will Always Love You.
Will: Carlton, you're at a hospital.
Carlton: Wow, I feel terrible. I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful.
Will: Carlton, I got some bad news.
Carlton: Oh, God, I malfunctioned.
Will: No. See, you never made it past the dance floor. Those pills that you took weren't vitamins.
Carlton: What were they?
Will: Look, you gotta promise you're not gonna overreact.
Carlton: What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin?
Will: It was speed.
Carlton: Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict and a virgin!

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Quote from Philip in Will Gets a Job

Philip: I don't get it, Will. Why the job?
Will: I just wanted to pay for the homecoming myself.
Philip: But I gave you a check.
Will: I tore it up.
Philip: Why?
Will: 'Cause you were right, Uncle Phil. Man, I'm getting soft. I'm a man, and a man should be able to stand on his own two feet, make his own way, like you did. I mean, a man does it for himself. I mean, it's a hard road to travel, but after you travel it and you look back on what you accomplished, you can say, "l did that. I'm a man."
Philip: That's the biggest load of bull I've heard since I left the farm. Nobody does anything without help, Will. People opened doors for me, and I've worked hard to open doors for you. It doesn't make you any less of a man to walk through them.

Quote from Will in Sleepless in Bel-Air

Ashley: Why is everybody still up? You know, you're making it very difficult for me to sneak in.
Will: Ashley, even you should know if you're trying to get past Uncle Phil you don't go through the kitchen.
Ashley: I guess I have a lot to learn.
Will: No, you learn too much. What you doing trying to run my phone scam for?
Ashley: Well, it worked.
Will: That's not the point. Look, the point is you don't realize the dangers that are lurking out there. Look, Ashley, listen. Guys are only after two things.
Ashley: I thought they were only after one.
Will: Well, yeah, but they wanna do it more than once.

Quote from Will in Hilary Gets a Life

Tyriq: Yo, signing up for Singles and Mingles was a bumping idea but, you know, these dating services sure cost a lot of bones.
Will: Hey, who you telling? To pay for it I had to do double duty down at the restaurant. And I thought it was tough being a pirate. It ain't nothing compared to being a salad wench.
Tyriq: Well, I'm done filling out my application. Maybe I should put my scent on it, huh?
Will: Hey, I think not. Let's see. "Occupation: Waiter. Income: $3.50 an hour." Ty, you're not gonna get a date you're gonna get a hot meal and a box of free clothes.
Tyriq: You gotta write the things that would appeal to the kind of woman you want. So what's your occupation?
Will: Oh, well, I'm a biblical scholar, a nuclear physicist and a doctor who saves the lives of orphaned children.
Tyriq: Wow, man. Well, what kind of woman you looking for?
Will: Someone with really, really big breasts.

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